"Hi, and welcome to another evening of Dreadball. Tonight the Valkyries take on one of our expansion teams, the..."
"Sorry, Jase. Vish going to have to interrupt you there."
"You're ruining my flow, big guy."
"Vish not sure that possible. Anyway, Vish have important announcement from Commissioner Farley of the Peterborough Hyperbowl."
"The what?"
"The. Pete. Er. Bo. Rough. Hy. Per. Bowl. Sheesh. Anyone think it not Vish took too many hits to the helmet."
"I heard you. I just don't know what it is."
"Maybe if you shut up and let Vish talk for once? So. Dreadball Tournament. To official Digby Rules, as far as Vish knows. Five games. Up to twenty-four teams. Vish not have enough toes, so not offering to count entries."
"When? Where?"
"Uh..."
"C'mere, big guy, you have that map upside down..."
"Do not."
"Either you do, or I'm standing on my head. Uh. Just a moment while we sort this out, folks. Back to the studio."
Sigh.
While our two loveable and geographically challenged idiots are figuring it out, I'll let you know.
Peterborough Hyperbowl Dreadball Tournament (registration link)
Sunday July 13 2014, 9am-5pm
St Johns Ambulance Hall
38a Cowgate
Peterborough PE1 1NA
(Parking available on site)
Registration: £10.
Hope to see you there.
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